Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

Apr 02 2025 17 ep. 37 mins 8
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Joseph Parsons and Joseph Emslie are best mates and widely celebrated stand up comedians. Every week, they have a light hearted and hilarious chat about all sorts of important and very unimportant things, in the way that only best friends can.

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#17 - Zumba for the Scots

Apr 02 2025 42 mins  
In this weeks episode, Parsons has a cultural day out and a restaurant experience to remember. Meanwhile Emslie ponders whether to become a meat eater again. Oh... and Parsons outlines how he would run a dictatorship. Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https:/

#16 - Introducing Christopher

Mar 19 2025 33 mins  
In this weeks episode, Emslie celebrates his 6 month sabbatical, Parsons introduces a new furry friend and the boys talk about what they'd do if they join the army. Emslie is at Mach fest with a work in progress of his new show, you can grab tickets here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://w

#15 - Nom de plume?

Mar 12 2025 44 mins  
The tour is over (for now), so what next for Parsons? The boys also look life before stand up and it's time for another revisit to Parsons' Chat GPT diaries. Emslie is at Mach fest with a work in progress of his new show, you can grab tickets here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons in Leeds (and potentially other places depending

#14 - Homo code

Mar 05 2025 37 mins  
The boys are back with some top chat. Parsons has been to Inside Number 9 live and saw one of the Worlds greatest shopping lists. Emslie exposes his poor spelling and poor maths skills. Do gays use more lube? Well, let's find out. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourEmslie's Mach Fest show is here: https://machcomedy

#13 - Leave my eyes alone!

Feb 26 2025 34 mins  
This week, Parsons and Emslie finally introduce a long awaited feature - Parsons' Chat GPT Diary. The boys also discuss phobias and the punctuality of Pete Doherty. It really is an episode that has it all. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourIf you want to see Emslie's Mach Fest show: "Splish Splosh WIP", you can her

#12 - Oh Glasgow

Feb 19 2025 35 mins  
Parsons and Emslie discuss an eventful trip to Glasgow as they go into frank detail about the realities of putting on your first tour as a stand up comedian. Parsons reveals the good and the bad of being on tour, dealing with an unruly couple. Plus the boys recount somewhat bewildering and scary encounter with a man in the centre of Glasgow. Probably should say, very light trigger

#11 - Upwards of 80 squirrels

Feb 05 2025 35 mins  
Emslie says goodbye to his childhood family home and memories are shared. Also on the menu are claims to fame and some awful fashion choices.If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttp

#10 - I think my teeth smell like cum

Jan 29 2025 39 mins  
In this weeks episode, Emslie has an embarrassing moment at a stand up gig and Parsons kicked a ball into his own face. Also on the menu is of course, some top tour chat and Parsons teeth straightening journey. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply

#9 - Making hens meet

Jan 22 2025 36 mins  
Listeners, his tour has "began"! Parsons has started his tour and at the time of recording, we have absolutely no idea how it's gone so far. On this episode the boys talk about getting sayings wrong, making friends in the gym and their issues with the guests on the Graham Norton show. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/

#8 - Basically we were tw*ts when we were younger and we had jobs

Jan 15 2025 36 mins  
In this episode Parsons and Emslie talk about their old jobs, including some revelations about Next, Emslie's first paper round and a mad story about Parsons' angry boss in a cafe. The boys also talk nicknames and of course there's a smidge of tour chat. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most