WHAM: We Have A Movie

Oct 28 2024 8 ep. 49 mins 470
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Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. 

From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.

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S1E6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology

Oct 28 2024 61 mins  
It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC! Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sidescroller Verdict! Plus... another show...

Sep 04 2024 37 mins  
In this special bonus episode, it's time to reveal whether Mags and Bernie have a movie! After that, you'll get a little looksie at the latest season of their OG podcast, Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica. Subscribe to Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1E5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham

Jul 25 2024 70 mins  
This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES. That's really all you need to know. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1E4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation

Jun 23 2024 78 mins  
It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1E3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives

May 20 2024 72 mins  
It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S1E2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM

Apr 29 2024 38 mins  
Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us). CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg

S1E1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory

Apr 15 2024 35 mins  
Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their brand new podcast - WHAM! First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out. Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad ch

Trailer: WHAM!

Apr 02 2024 1 mins  
WHAM: We Have A Movie is the new podcast from Long Cat Media! Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta