Shut Up Cincinnati

Mar 08 2025 100 ep. 77 mins 15

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A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.

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237 - Celebrity Death Pool 2025

Mar 08 2025 85 mins

Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode! Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool? Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years? Will someone take out a politician and cause a civil war this year? Why would anyone pick Dick Van Dyke and get 1

236 - Chris Made A Porn

Feb 28 2025 67 mins

Hello peckerheads! It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons. Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual assault. Jason appreciates the cool guy driving through the nazi rally. Speaking of wh

235 - Lasagna Fleshlight

Feb 07 2025 76 mins

What it be, peckerheads! The guys are back for a discussion that may change the world or at least waste an hour of your time. Who is going to be the first person to try out the Log Flume in Gaza? Is anyone outside of Kansas City rooting for the Chiefs? Would you be willing to hang out in a doctors office with a hard on for 2 hours just to get the perfect boner pill? Jayden Smith is

234 - Go Away Elon

Jan 24 2025 68 mins

Good afternoon peckerheads! The guys are back and it hasn't been 2 weeks! Is Elon Musk the biggest douche in the country? Did he actually invent anything? Why did the old president and the new president pardon people that should stay in prison and why do they both suck? Chris tells us about a time that he went pig hunting. Jason may or may not have left a cripple without a ride. Ch

233 - Ohio State Fans Suck

Jan 17 2025 84 mins

Hello turd nuggets! The fat bastard and old dipshit are back to warm your hearts and minds with a great conversation about nothing important. Chris is angry at the homeless after they turned down his old coat with a broken zipper. Jason becomes an expert on the history of DMX. Chris finds out if there is such a thing as a bad bj. Jason lashes out at strangers over things normal peo

232 - New Year, Same Idiots

Jan 01 2025 69 mins

Happy 2025 Dorks! We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time. Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets? Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool? Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards? Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar

231 - Free Luigi Pepperoni

Dec 11 2024 77 mins

What it be, Mussolini! Join the fellas for a jam packed conversation about stuff! You know you love stuff! Jason throws his support behind a murderer. Chris is angry about the cost of wank off toys. Creepy Kev is getting a law in his honor. In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that methheads burnt the bridge and not the homeless. Luigi wasn't the only hot hit person arrested

230 - Dirty Bridge Burner

Dec 06 2024 63 mins

Hello Goose Peckers! The fellas find time to get together and record another episode of life saving advice and pure garbage. Chris finds out that Conor Mcgregor is a sexual predator. Uber gave Jason and every other driver another unannounced pay cut. Chris finds a new partner but she isn't into his normal butt play. The guys find themselves driving around Cincinnati and eyeing down

229 - Citizenship or Death

Nov 22 2024 61 mins

Hey there pink eye enthusiasts! The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems. Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone. Chris almost dies but just pees his pants instead. Jason is looking to gather a posse and seek justice on whoever started the fi

228 - Traditional Capital Storming

Nov 08 2024 91 mins

Well its been a week! Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here. Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor? Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency? Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital? Why did the Dems lose everything? Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy? Will Chris the Bull take out his newest prospective h