Strippers in the Attic

Jan 02 2024 52 ep. 36 mins 370
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Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at a strip club? How it feels for a new girl to audition? Why dancers need pleasers and punters have nicknames? What the difference is between a whale and a captain save-a-ho? London based strippers Buffy and Heaven tell you what strippers really think, having worked together from the East End to Las Vegas. They share riotous stories of friendship, cautionary tales of misbehaviour and accounts of the unexpected from the heart of the VIP room - all delivered with humour and affection. It’s not a job for everyone, but leave your preconceptions at the door. Whatever you think you know about strippers is probably wrong. A podcast for seasoned professionals and strip club virgins alike.

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Applying all We Have Learned: The Science of Stripping

Jan 02 2024 37 mins  
Buffy and Heaven research the Stripper version of the Unified Field Theory – applying the science to life after stripping. What else can stretch the body and the brain as much as a busy Saturday night in the club? Fortunately, we discover how sex worker ninja skills can be deployed on movie sets, in dungeons, at parties, and in helping civilians getting the most out of their sex

Making Money from the Moon: The Science of Stripping

Dec 28 2023 38 mins  
Heaven wrestles the curse of the full moon and the mystery of the missing green Croc. Buffy channels Carrie without the killing and investigates the secret of the Mooncup. Plus, our lascivious lab techs study the science of cycles thanks to the University of New Mexico’s revelation concerning the correlation between ovulation and stripper’s earnings. Don’t be fazed by the pha

The Power of Ho Ho Ho Science: The Science of Stripping

Dec 19 2023 39 mins  
Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chelsea the Commander who will intimidate you into spending whether you want to or not. Quail at Vivienne the Debater who’ll talk you out

How to upgrade your VIP: The Science of Stripping

Dec 12 2023 41 mins  
More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level. We learn the value of insinuation, camera pantomime, the Heaven theory of time, the ‘how to re-up’ controversy and breaking into

Vamping in the VIP: The Science of Stripping Season

Dec 06 2023 44 mins  
What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make your money, from knowing your booth – Buffy chooses hers based on the right lighting; Heaven just likes the naughty corner – to coverin

Mindgames and money: The Science of Stripping Season

Nov 29 2023 40 mins  
Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with what you say. Frankly it’s a superpower. They discuss the nuance of NLP, the cunning of coding and the art of anchoring as well as h

Stripping on Stage – an Expert’s Guide

Mar 01 2023 61 mins  
Our heroes left the Attic when lockdown lifted and are back where they belong – in the club, working the VIP and bringing joy to an uncertain world. But it all starts on stage… whether it’s a lure for private dances, a dollar bill scrapping earner or a place where the coolest dancers express their crazy sexy hearts it’s the part of the club most punters and newbies think th

Who’s the Stripper Daddy?

Feb 22 2023 48 mins  
How did Buffy get to be so Buffy? How do you make that woman? We track down Poppa Buffy and within seconds find out. From tales of nuns, morphine and the most unlikely midnight visitation to Miles Davies to gangsters to… honestly, his life makes the rest of this podcast seem kinda vanilla. We’re serious. Probably the least interesting part is when we ask what he thinks of his d

Strippers, drugs & rock n' roll

Feb 15 2023 41 mins  
Yeah, this one comes with a trigger warning. Three trigger warnings, to be precise. But, if you’ve listened to any previous episodes you know the kind of thrills our duo trigger. Let’s just point out that ‘dry humping my ankle’, ‘hairy asshole’, ‘he struggles with his desire to bang me with his friend and love Jesus at the same time’ and a dancing clitoris are not i

Sunset Strip- end of an era

Feb 12 2023 1 mins  
Tragic stripper news - Heaven's first ever club and Soho's final strip club Sunset Strip is closing down after over 70 years in business. Join us February 15th 2023 in saying goodbye to this Soho institution. We will be there from 6pm tipping all the dancers, hope you can join us! Sunset Strip 30 Dean St, London W1D 3RZThis episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by