The Center Cut

Sep 27 2023 151 ep. 46 mins 6
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Michael and Dave only watch the beginning and ends of movies and TV seasons. The rest is chaos.

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The 4th Annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards

Sep 27 2023 29 mins  
Michael and Dave close out the fourth season of the podcast with the 4th annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. This one hits hard because...well...you'll just have to listen in. Relive some of your favorite memories from the 4th season of the show, and then just don't forget that all four years worth of content is still there for your consumption. You are incredible and we love you.

Brother Bear w/Kaye

Sep 06 2023 63 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the forgotten Disney film Brother Bear. OG fan and fellow-ish podcaster Kaye joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Nothing ever dies, bear penises are bigger than human penises, and Tina Turner + Phill Collins are old now. For this and more facts, you should probably stop reading and start listening. Thank you for that,

Abbott Elementary (Season 1)

Aug 23 2023 40 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed mockumentary Abbott Elementary. The Reddit and Facebook admins in the Abbott community can fuck right off. After nearly 100 tv shows covered, we finally found one that can eat a bag of dicks. But that's okay, the show is still good! Michael loves Tariq and hates zoo breakups. Dave l

Dazed and Confused w/John Montague (That Rules Podcast)

Aug 09 2023 60 mins  
Alright, alright, alright! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Dazed and Confused. Comedian and fellow podcaster John Montague of That Rules podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Their listeners keep getting younger and we just stay the same age. That's how that quote goes right? They wouldn't know; it was in the middle. The guys al

Ted Lasso (Season 3)

Jul 26 2023 62 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third (and probably final) season of the futbol fan favorite Ted Lasso. Good show, but not its best season, at least judging by the ends. Michael wants to see the old coach's balls. Dave makes fun of Michael's out of favor language. And most importantly, they both let the poopay flow out and into your ears. Thanks for li

Sharknado w/Steve Coates (Bucket of Chum Podcast)

Jul 12 2023 65 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the absolutely ridiculous SyFy pulp Sharknado. Fellow podcaster Steve Coates of the Bucket of Chum podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. While unfortunately there were no bowls of butter on board, Steve was a breath of fresh air to guide the guys through the whirlwind of shitfuckery. Science is debated, bar waitress

Fleabag (Season 2)

Jun 28 2023 63 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the profound yet filthy Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is still a sexy plank. No more Beaver man, and Arsehole Guy + Harry only make cameos. Instead this season is allll about the hot priest. And boy is he hot. The guys squabble about bangs and the honesty in Martin's grand speech, but they both agree that

Chinatown w/ Chris Harris (Harris Football Podcast)

Jun 14 2023 54 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 1970's neo noir Chinatown. Author and fantasy football podcaster Chris Harris joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Audio quality went awry due to technology issues, but we still managed to tough it out. Family trees were debated, tuna was caught, and no eyes were shot out during the recording. Case closed! Thanks for l

Fleabag (Season 1)

May 31 2023 67 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the happily filthy show Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is indeed a sexy plank. Michael struggles with his disdain for ancient British people and how it shades his viewing. David struggles with watching anything that isn't for dumb people. Yet somehow, spoiler alert, the guys both enjoy this very funny show a

American Beauty w/Camila

May 17 2023 68 mins  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed but now blackmarked American Beauty. Camila of the podcast Bibliophiles at Home joined to quiz the guys on the middle. First on the docket: F Kevin Spacey to the moon. He's gone? Cool. While his creepiness in this thing made it harder than normal to get through, there was still some goodness to be fo