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With another victory obtained, the legend of Yegg Battalion cements itself in earnest. Sixty-Nine gathers the faithful. Deck sells out but in a cool way. Sparky appeals to a higher power. Pleather asserts her own authority and punishments. Everyone's problems are solved forever! https://thecoffin.club

Bea, Jess, Lavender and Sophie play For The Queen second edition. For The Queen is story-telling game about loyalty, honor, royalty and projecting what you think other people are onto them. That's why we made a perfectly normal Queen who is undoubtably human and definitely beholden to death, inertia and other human things. https://thecoffin.club

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The chosen saviors of Okamura receive their just rewards. Pleather denies centrism. Deck abuses her authority. Sixty-Nine entertains a proposal. Sparky's just going through it, man. Everyone gets to see the rigorous and thorough process of mission planning. https://thecoffin.club

Why was the sky promised to me? Why is it so far away? I sang as a child. I don't now. The flight of words upon the air, wet emotion pouring from my breath, I always pretend it meant something. Childhood forever. Young forever. A scream preserved in clearest amber. Hands around my throat and I'm not a child. I pray to dream that I am an animal. My deepest wish is to be a bird. But

What's a great way to center yourselves after massive troop losses and horrors beneath the ice of an alien planet? Team-building! Wild Filibuster, Perfect Smoke, My Favorite Hope and Handsome Tropic have a lovely day of frolic, athletics, leisure and mandatory attendance with Yegg Batallion's First Inaugural Horse Race & Athletics Competition. Horses do their best now and are prepa

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In the face of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, Yegg Battalion is rewarded with medals, promotions and responsibilities. Pleather experiences being Ratatouille'd. Sixty-Nine gets a glow-up. Sparky fights a toxic custody battle. Deck seeks tech support. Everyone lift, we can move this couch on three. https://thecoffin.club

IN A SUNDERED LAND Rated 10 for dark themes, violence, sexual content and anti-Terra sentiment. 163 minutes "In A Sundered Land" is the latest biographical drama directed by Jonathan Sweetman starring Liam DiFrancesco, Margaret Landeskog, Brianna Nordberg, Nasir al-Bukhari and Bigg Chanse. Set in District 8 in the first year of Unification, a governmental functionary (DiFrancesco)

In the wake of the last mission, Yegg Squadron deals with what they've experienced the best way they know how: by ignoring it. Sparky gives orders. Sixty-Nine learns how her faith is actually practiced. Pleather vows to never be caught wrong-footed again. Deck learns the true meaning of want. Everyone shares their burger opinions https://thecoffin.club