The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons Podcast

Feb 01 2023 104 ep. 52 mins 1
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Robert is a seasoned Simpsons fan, and Kaitlyn knows nothing about the show. Join us as we start at the beginning and watch our way through the entire series!

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Season 3, Episode 20: Colonel Homer

Feb 01 2023 69 mins  
Take the kid out of the theater and take a big breath of cheese powder, cause this week we’re watching Season 3 Episode 20: Colonel Homer! Join Kailyn & Robert as they discuss the music from the episode, the awkwardness of riding in a car when your parents are fighting, and the lucrative nature of Matt Groening. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our

Bonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Shoplifting

Jan 30 2023 13 mins  
Hang up your picture of Reagan and flush the beads down the toilet, cause this week we’ere watching Tracey Ullman Short #40: Shoplifting! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escala

Season 3, Episode 19: Dog Of Death

Jan 11 2023 68 mins  
Roll out the beef chub and grab your shit tickets because this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 19: Dog of Death! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they try out a new format for the show, talk about Kaitlyn’s poor pregnancy feet, and that time Robert impressed their friends with a bunch of Magnum condoms. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social c

Bonus Episode -The Ullman Shorts - Home Hypnotism

Jan 09 2023 11 mins  
Wipe off your lip streaks and slather on some Country Crock, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #39: Home Hypnotism! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatorto

Season 3, Episode 18: Separate Vocations

Jan 04 2023 99 mins  
Fill out your Scantron and refresh your Common Law knowledge, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 18: Separate Vocations! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they reminisce about standardized tests of yore, the necessity of a security water bottle, and the timeless joys of taking a picture of your own butt. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our so

Season 3, Episode 17: Homer At The Bat

Dec 28 2022 88 mins  
Strap on your facemask and chug your last Jogging in a Jug, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 17: Homer At The Bat! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the oversaturation of the cookie delivery market, Robert’s perilous time as a baseball umpire, and why neither Robert nor Kaitlyn will ever join an adult sports league. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki her

Season 3, Episode 16: Bart The Lover

Dec 21 2022 100 mins  
Adjust your lazy eye patch and bet on the last chicken you have in the race, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 16: Bart The Lover! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the perils of selling Boy Scout popcorn, the wild finish of the World Cup, and Robert’s youthful yoyo addiction. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels!

Bonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Scary Movie

Dec 19 2022 13 mins  
Stuff your face full of popcorn and stay up way past your bedtime, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #38: Scary Movie! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalato

Season 3, Episode 15: Homer Alone

Dec 14 2022 100 mins  
Wrap up your dick sock and blow through your best polka dot underwear, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 15: Homer Alone! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the experience of the “last straw,” Robert’s two best beanie babies, and exactly what is going on with the huge tits at Rancho Relaxo. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our

Bonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Bart’s Little Fantasy

Dec 12 2022 15 mins  
Take a look at the exposed subfloor and pick up the feathers, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #37: Bart’s Little Fantasy! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at es