The Mean Time

Apr 08 2025 42 ep. 52 mins 58

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The Mean Time is a show hosted by aspiring musicians Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist about life in LA on the road to success.

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BLUE SKIDOO WE CAN TOO!

Apr 08 2025 52 mins

We got a heater for you this week and papas want to play a game with you. If you can count exactly how many IP references we make in this episode, you could win an extended stay vacation at the beautiful psych ward in the next town over.

POOP ON THE PATIENT PORTAL

Apr 01 2025 52 mins

Please eat food while enjoying this episode. It’s not as funny, entertaining, or otherwise unless you have a mouthful of something tasty and maybe a bit sloppy, maybe a nice lasagna or a homemade corn chowder!

WELCOME TO BRODYBUCKS

Mar 25 2025 52 mins

Apologies to the audio listeners, this one is almost exclusively visual bits so just use your imagination!

BOBBY FREDO

Mar 18 2025 52 mins

This week on The Mean Time Action News: Jared reports on an ongoing alien invasion in Oklahoma, Patrick stalks and ambushes an imposter Jon Bellion in a Starbucks, and rapper B.O.B. dies in a tragic SpaceX rocket explosion.

THE SPHINX’S RIDDLE

O, weary traveler, thy journey is fair and true but to continue on thine path, riddles three must be answered. Firstly, when doth the sale cometh for Nike sneakers, white as snow? Secondly, can’st thou doeth a Sebulba impression? And lastly, dost thou haveth a feet thing?

MOTHMAN MAKE A MIGHTY GOOD JAMBALAYA

Mar 04 2025 51 mins

You know how sometimes you wanna treat yourself so you buy a nice steak to cook for dinner but you don’t usually cook steak and you burn it and over season it but it’s still a $37 filet mignon so you eat it anyway? Well this episode is kind of like that!

WE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE NORTH KOREA

Feb 25 2025 52 mins

GUESS WHO’S BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN JARED’S BACK BACK BACK TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND

COOCH ON MAIN

Feb 18 2025 53 mins

UPSAHL IS HERE! Jared is still down under. Find out if Pat knows how to talk to girls! (he doesn’t)

WE CAN’T BE HELD LIABLE

Feb 11 2025 51 mins

JARED IS GONE! DON’T CLICK OFF, DON’T CLICK OFF! GIVE US A CHANCE. I KNOW I’M JUST ON THE PODCAST AS EYE CANDY BUT WE CAN BE FUNNY TOO I SWEAR.

DA BOIDS AND DA BEEZ

Feb 04 2025 51 mins

There once was a man with a kink, whose nose was so big it could think. He’d stick that nose between his toes and splooge as fast as a blink! Subscribe to our Patreon.