The Monster Line

Dec 27 2022 15 ep. 45 mins 267
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Two intrepid creatures of the night stalk the mysterious beasts known as cryptids through field and forest - so they can help them solve their problems! Claire (suburban Werewolf) and Daniel Pier (Vortal: Half Vampire/Half Mortal) have recently devoted their lives to helping solve mundane cryptid problems through their new venture, The Monster Line. During each completely improvised episode, a new cryptid stops by The Monster Line offices to air their grievances and ask for help. 

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Friendless It Follows Monster w/ Matt Apodaca

Dec 27 2022 48 mins  
It's a brand new year, and Claire and Dan are back with a bang (and a hangover) - the monster from It Follows wants to find a friend who won't run away when they see him behind them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pooping Skeleton w/ Nick Wiger

Dec 20 2022 40 mins  
A skeleton with a very particular request (Nick Wiger) asks Dan and Claire to help him remember his favorite part of being mortal, in this holly jolly adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Michigan Dog Man w/ Adam Peacock

Dec 13 2022 49 mins  
All the way from the Wolverine State, the Michigan Dog Man (Adam Peacock: My Neighbors Are Dead) is here to consult with Dan and Claire on how to deter the pesky teens who keep coming out into his forest to fool around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Rhode Island Devil w/ Alex Fernie

Dec 06 2022 44 mins  
Everyone knows about the Jersey Devil - but what about his little brother, the scrappy and surprisingly goat-like Rhode Island Devil (Alex Fernie)! This B-string devil wants to make a name for himself on his own, and Dan and Claire are ready to help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zombie Entrepreneurs w/ John Flynn and Mark Rennie

Nov 29 2022 41 mins  
Two Zombies (John Flynn and Mark Rennie) have always dreamed of opening a record shop, but they can't see to get the start-up capital. So the gang visits a local bank to see about getting their new undead friends a small business loan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grave Digger with Zombies w/ Seth Morris

Nov 22 2022 55 mins  
A gravedigger (Seth Morris) with a zombie infestation situation seeks out Dan and Claire's help - but things don't quite turn out how he'd hoped. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bulking Up Slenderman w/ Brian Huskey

Nov 15 2022 53 mins  
Jay Slenderman (Brian Huskey) wants to get swole - but he's not sure where to start. Claire and Dan take him out on the town to see how he can feel better about his body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mimic Identity Crisis w/ Mark McConville

Nov 08 2022 48 mins  
A Mimic (Mark McConville) who's stuck in a chair-shaped rut needs help discovering his true self, and finding a new form...sounds like a good excuse to visit the mall! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wolf Hawk Marriage Problems w/ Will Hines and Pam Murphy

Nov 01 2022 54 mins  
She's a hawk all day and a lady all night. He's a wolf all night and a guy all day. Can this unlikely couple of high school sweethearts (Pam Murpy and Will Hines) rekindle their marriage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Emo Banhee w/ Ronnie Adrian

Oct 25 2022 51 mins  
You've heard of a banshee - but a ban-HEE? This harbinger of doom (Ronnie Adrian) is upset that he's not getting the recognition he deserves - in the monster and human worlds - so he's enlisting Claire and Dan to help tell the world about banhee's on the spookiest day of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices