The Supernatural Protection Company

Nov 06 2023 13 ep. 17 mins 264

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Need paranormal insurance? Call us!

The Supernatural Protection Company is dedicated to providing quality customer service to help you with any and all paranormal issues for which you may be covered. From haunted cars to cryptid caused injury, we're here for you!

The Supernatural Protection Company is an episodic comedy podcast about a world where paranormal occurrences are so commonplace you can just buy insurance for them! In a mix of fully scripted and improvised episodes, we learn about the quirks of this alternate reality through recorded phone calls with an SPC customer service agent, and all the nonsense that entails. New episodes monthly (usually)!

Created and produced by Saph the Something (xae/xem), a queer and disabled non-binary multimedia artist located in the Midwestern US.

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Watermelon Flag - Wireland NOW

Nov 06 2023 28 mins

Hi folks. What you are about to hear is... different from what you may expect from me. I hope that you approach it with an open mind. Fiction is an important tool in a world that is often cruel and without empathy for the average struggles we face, and it is an escape that can help us get through the day. But it is not an excuse disengage with the harshness of reality and willfully

Intake #04329 - Bleeding Hearts Therapy

Sep 17 2023 17 mins

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Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers

Dec 30 2022 15 mins

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Claim #424116 - Alien Encounter

Nov 27 2022 18 mins

John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction.CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to povertyEpisode Transcript Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something, based on a concept from Mr. Iron. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @[email protected] BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATRE

K I L L FM

Oct 31 2022 63 mins

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNINGDon't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest...K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky.Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.comThis special broadcast features (in order):Wireland Ranch, The Moon Crown, Echoes

The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline

Oct 29 2022 11 mins

This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to gi

Nowhere, On Air Pre-Canon Crossover - The Braedon Community Policy

Sep 30 2022 13 mins

A new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy.This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air.Episode TranscriptPerformed by Jess Syratt and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something.Nowhere, On Air:TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyrattK

Claim #84931 - Package Protection

Aug 28 2022 11 mins

Mr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him.Episode TranscriptPerformed by Kyle Sowa and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something, based on a concept by Kyle Sowa.TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @[email protected]: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesometh

Claim #322856 - Melted Car

Jul 24 2022 14 mins

Call from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot.Episode TranscriptImprovised by friend of the show Firefly and Saph the Something, based on a concept by Firefly.TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @[email protected]: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video vers