Top-Shelf Hijynx

Aug 11 2024 55 ep. 53 mins 1
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Welcome to the Top-Shelf Hijynx podcast, where Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ serve up a hefty dose of sarcasm, common sense (sort of), and enough profanities to make your grandma blush. Tune in for their absurd observations, ridiculous silliness, and epic rants that will leave you questioning everything.

Baroque Medusa writes erotica, specifically for the men. Check out her collection on Amazon.

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Until then,

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Ep. 50: Botox, Blow Jobs, and Tooth Implants

Jun 23 2024 59 mins  
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Ep.49: Celebrating One Year of Top-Shelf Hijynx

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