Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

Feb 28 2025 381 ep. 16 mins 3.1k
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This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.

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364 - Priest Chat

Feb 28 2025 15 mins  
In my pursuit to join the College of Cardinals so that I might cast a vote for a pizza-friendly pope, I chat online with a friendly priest from PriestChat.com.

363 - Pope Pizzaballa I

Feb 26 2025 13 mins  
With the current pope in ill health, I pursue the possibility of joining the College of Cardinals so that I might cast a vote for the next pope: Pope Pizzaballa I.

362 - DOGE

Feb 20 2025 11 mins  
In an attempt to gain better access to government records regard McDonald's Pizza matters (whatever happened to it, etc.), I seek to join the Department of Government Efficiency.

361 - Plastic Poisoning

Feb 14 2025 17 mins  
Research on Reddit.com leads me to question whether McDonald's stopped serving pizza because too many people were eating the plastic tray on which is was served.

360 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 3

Jan 31 2025 13 mins  
On the conclusion of an epic 3-part saga concerning the horrific Altoona-style pizza, I share the results of my accidental plastic consumption with the Kraft corporation and am rewarded handsomely for the effort.

359 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 2

Jan 29 2025 13 mins  
On the advice of the Kraft corporation, I contact the reference desk at my local public library to determine whether I am in bodily danger from having consumed a Kraft Single with the plastic wrapper still on.

358 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 1

Jan 24 2025 19 mins  
I detail the shocking horror of Altoona-style pizza and suffer my own intestinal mishap in the process.

357 - New Year Predictions

Dec 31 2024 8 mins  
I contact a professional psychic to answer some questions regarding what to expect in the new year vis-à-vis the potential return of certain fast food items, etc.

356 - Christmas 2024

Dec 24 2024 11 mins  
I lament the largely negative impact on my life of sharing a name with a health insurance CEO who was forced to pass away in an act of vigilante justice. Plus, I replay the results of my investigation into the story of the birth of Jesus "Christ" Christmas Ben-David.

355 - Coincidences

Dec 10 2024 12 mins  
I explore the many disturbing coincidences between my investigative journalism program (or IJP) and the assassination of a lesser-known and, frankly, lesser-beloved Brian Thompson.