Who's That Pokémon?

We will be back next week (5/21) with UMBREON!In the meantime: listen to BONUS EPISODES at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Drop those pants and show us your blood, it’s time to kneel for our great leader Espeon! Join Brandon and Brielle (and join the cult) as they explore the likelihood of cats murdering humans if they were dinosaur-sized, debate whether or not Lorde has Pokémon energy, and determine whether or not the illustrator wanted to bang this cat.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.

Run, Quagsire, run! This gorgeous, bonking boy might have CTE, but that doesn’t stop him from being an excellent landlord. Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about boat propellers, dodge lit monkey cigars, and give you a puppet-buying opportunity. So get slimed up and slide on down to this blobby king!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and

Who needs LUNGS when you have cold wet mud tucking you in at night? It’s the perfect unmetamorphisized baby Wooper! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss how Jesus would have LOVED a locker decorated for his birthday, get down to the truth of what celery REALLY is, and decide the weight of skunk bones. So grab a beer with the Goomster and saddle up—it’s a wild ride of an e

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelids. Please reference our Ten Commandments, starting with the first: LOBSTERS ARE BUGS. Now please welcome our guest speaker, Denis Leary.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com

Dear Diary,Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets.XOXO,SunfloraListen

In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicke

Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artist—it’s Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics of stealing a boy’s hat at a high school party, and imagine a word where berries have bones. Rated TMMJ for Too Many Masturbation Jokes.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patr

DON’T JUMP! It’s been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. It’s Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandworms, pitch a hot new NBC drama, and make you regret ever hearing the phrase “purple cottage cheese.” So sit tight on that ledge, we’re all on this together.Listen to BONUS

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling.All 28 NEW EPISODES Now Streaming!Only @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon!