Minion Death Cult

Mar 07 2025 682 ep. 45 mins 4.9k

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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#694 Why does keeping an eye on volcanoes require travel expenses? (preview)

Mar 07 2025 5 mins

TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river. Why can't we just let the fishing industry and volcano industry pay for these services if they're so great... PLUS: Al

#693 I absolutley love a good Rick Roll, but when discussing the child sex trafficked and their ruined lives, this is not the time.

Mar 04 2025 91 mins

TODAY: we enter EPSTEIN: PHASE ONE and get so excited about the dark secrets probably to be revealed in the sequel that we forget information we previously had. AND: the House GOP dunk on those foolish enough to have believed them about releasing the files with some dank memetic warfare PLUS: Hitting your emo son or daughter--is it good to? The facebook comment section tackles an

#692 You see Eye'm something of a Magician, Manifestor, a Phrygian Cap Maker. (preview)

Feb 27 2025 2 mins

TODAY: We follow the white rabbit into a white girl's def MAGA ascended poetry slam, seeing how deep into mystic-narcissistic-personality-disorder-posing-as-politics the rabbithole takes us Is the journey to political revolution contained within the self? Do you actually have to organize or talk with other people to achieve your political goals? Only if you don't know how to make y

#691 My daughter feels left out when my husband only takes my son fishing. I do not take her side.

Feb 23 2025 93 mins

TODAY: Ani joins us to discuss a perplexing dilemma causing vigorous debate online: Do you have to take your daughter fishing even though she's basically a woman and might cramp your style? A mother writes to reddit explaining her daughter no longer wants to spend time with her dad after he refused to take her on a "guys only" fishing trip. Is the daughter really hurt, or is the mo

#690 Assigned Brother At Birth (preview)

Feb 20 2025 6 mins

TODAY: We give an update on Alex's goo situation and Tony makes the cowardly decision not to get jumped at his bar. ALSO: We join Teamsters president Sean O'Brien in congratulating former UPS and Amazon exec being appointed to OSHA. Why is a boss having his reputation laundered by a labor leader? Is "former worker" a high bar to clear? PLUS: An anonymous UPS Teamster complains that

#689 MY SALES DOUBLED SINCE LAST NIGHT DAMN THE WORLD MUST BE RACIST LIKE ME

Feb 16 2025 88 mins

TODAY: We discuss Kanye's latest epic turn towards standard right wing hitlerism, including rehabilitating accused sex criminal kingpins like Puff Daddy. Talk about a meeting of the minds! We discuss the broader absurdity of antisemitism and the way it sheepdogs discontented workers away from a coherent class politics. ALSO: A Maine farmer livestreams his shootout with police becau

#687 I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off (preview)

Feb 11 2025 4 mins

Sorry about the delay, folks! TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health. ALSO: A story of one of Tony's customers disrespectfully blocking other cars in the parking lo

#686 China (the Dragon worshiper) is not slowing down.

Feb 04 2025 89 mins

TODAY: We correctly choose not to cover the tariffs (now placed on hold) and instead turn to the very funny news of a Chinese AI model destroying the American Stock Market We sample the coping and seething of american tech parasites and beg China to do the right thing and fix Facebook ALSO: Tony shares a bizarre story about a dumpster-f*cker that he's really good friends with PLUS:

#685 ....oh well....let do this w/Ani (preview)

Jan 30 2025 6 mins

TODAY: Ani joins us to observe the further nazification of this country with news of the young, black, self-hating groyper who killed another student and himself while leaving behind a manifesto filled with hopelessness and internet-poisoned ideology. We watch the right wing once again try to obscure the results of their destructive ideology by focusing on the shooter's race, and w

#684 Reddit's shareholders should be informed about this w/YKS

Jan 27 2025 89 mins

TODAY: JF and DB of YKS join US to call on Reddit investors to bring vicious, anti-Musk mods to heel before they destroy the entire site with their bigotry We also watch the #1 dork in charge of tattling on Reddit be radicalized into holocaust-denial in real time by the website (X) he's defending. ALSO: Not content to rest on their laurels, the Babylon Bee is cultivating the next g