Wanted: Swordsman for Hire

Mar 28 2024 8 ep. 21 mins 9
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In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...

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Bram's Fan Mail: Brian

Mar 28 2024 10 mins  
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at [email protected] us a text

The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring: Epilogue

Feb 14 2024 9 mins  
Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Slug S

The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring

Feb 04 2024 47 mins  
After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture. (Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others) Send us a text

Bram's Fan Mail: Lady Breanna

Jan 06 2024 9 mins  
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at [email protected] us a text

The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree: Epilogue

Oct 03 2023 8 mins  
Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is. (Content notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Alcohol Use)Send us a text

The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree

Sep 16 2023 45 mins  
Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off. You know how it is.(Content notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Sexual Innuendo, Mildly Salty Language, Alcohol Use) Send us a text

The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava: Epilogue

Jan 27 2023 5 mins  
Apparently, some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.(Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use)Send us a text

The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava

Jan 14 2023 32 mins  
Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how. You know how it is. (Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use)Send us a text